Well I will try to give a brief synopsis, but it may be difficult for me to be brief (no surprise to most of you). When Lindsay told me that we were going to spend a weekend in Paris, I was less than enthused. My thoughts on Paris were quite different than hers. She thought of romance, the river, wonderful food, blah, blah, blah. I, on the other hand, thought of gray skies, rain, dirty roads, cockroaches, unhappy, smelly people. My thoughts on Paris mimicked the Paris of George Orwell's "Down and Out in Paris and London." Thankfully, and as usual, Lindsay's perceptions were more correct. No matter what you have heard about the French, its people, food, and culture - if it is negative, forget it. Paris was hospitable, friendly, and wonderful. After five days, many meals and several glasses of wine, Lindsay and I decided that every person we encountered treated us as friends. Almost everyone was able and willing to speak English with us. When the menu was complicated or...